Girl - Kal Mujhse Ek PAAP Ho Gaya

Ek Ladki Psychiatrist Ke Paas Gayee Aur Boli

GIRL - Kal Mujhse Ek PAAP Ho Gaya, Isliye Maine Apne Boyfriend Ko BASTARD Kaha.
PSYCHIATRIST - ( Namrta Se ) Kisi Ko Bastard Kehna Achchhi Baat Nahi Hai, Waise Usne Aisa Kiya Kya Tha Ki Aapne Use Bastard Kaha.
GIRL - Usne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
PSYCHIATRIST - Aapka Matlab Hai Is Tarah
GIRL - Yes
PSYCHIATRIST - Ye Koi Reason Nahi Hua Kisi Ko BASTARD Kehne Ka
GIRL - Par Usne Meri Bra Mei Haath Dala
PSYCHIATRIST - You Mean Is Tarah
GIRL - Yes
PSYCHIATRIST - Ye Bhi Koi Reason Nahi Hua Kisi Ko BASTARD Kehne Ke Liye
GIRL - But He Took All My Clothes Off
PSYCHIATRIST - You Mean Is Tarah
GIRL - Yes! Bilkul Isi Tarah
PSYCHIATRIST - Ye Bhi Koi Wajah Nahi Hui Kisi Ko BASTARD Kehne Ke Liye
GIRL - Phir Usne Mere Saath 5EX Kiya
PSYCHIATRIST - You Mean Like This
GIRL - Yes! Bilkul Isi Tarah, Ahh, Uyeee, Mar Gayee, Maza Aa Gaya...
PSYCHIATRIST - Ye Bhi Koi Wajah Nahi Hui Kisi Ko BASTARD Kehne Ke Liye
GIRL - But, Baad Mei Usne Mujhe Bola Ki Use AIDS Hai.
PSYCHIATRIST - BASTARD ! HARAAMI ! SWAR KA PILLA